“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
Ahaha never experienced this but the gif is too hilarious to not reblog.
when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt
Went to go grab a beer, came back to this… Majestic as fuck.